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Sunday, 8 June 2025

You Read My Books but Won’t Give Me Your Email? Rude. #SupportYourSassyAuthor #AliensAreLessJudgy #MailchimpRegret

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So here’s the thing: I write books.

Not just any books. These are books where aliens have questionable motives, humans make worse decisions than a cat in a cardboard box, and romance happens in the middle of it all because, well, hormones don’t care about planetary politics.

You might be thinking, “Why should I give you my email address?”

Fair question.

Maybe you enjoy bonus content like deleted scenes, secret character files, or sneak peeks before anyone else sees them.
Maybe you like reading updates from authors who are 73% caffeine and 27% internet rage.
Or maybe—just maybe—you want to be prepared for when the alien committee finally takes over and I’m the only one sending out coded warnings via newsletter.

Either way, you should sign up.

I don’t bombard your inbox—mostly because I barely know how this Mailchimp thing works. If I manage to send one email a month, I’m basically a tech goddess.

But I will occasionally send goodies, exclusive content, new releases, and maybe a giveaway or two. You know. The usual bribery.

So go on. Do the thing:
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Your inbox deserves a little chaos.

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Still not convinced?

Here’s the kind of subject line you could receive if you join:
‘A Jelvia just broke into my flat. He’s armed, half-naked, and demanding answers… Should I make tea or take off my clothes?’

Priorities.

See you in your inbox,

Louise Wise / T. E. Kessler
(Whichever version of me isn’t being controlled by a neural network)

Saturday, 31 May 2025

And Then There Were Six—My Final Jelvia Book Is Ready #booklaunch #Jelviabook #romancebooks

And so it happens… I’ve finished the Jelvia: Not Human series. Books 1 to 6. Phew.

It began back in 2016, before Covid, before the AI controversy, before the world decided to get even stranger than fiction. I had this idea bubbling away—what if aliens didn’t invade with laser guns, but with paperwork, manipulation, and control disguised as help? What if they were already here, and we just didn’t know it?

Fast forward a few years (and a few rewrites) and Holding Out for a Hero was born. That book kicked off what I thought might be a tidy trilogy. Ha. You’d think I’d have known better. The characters had other ideas, naturally.

Macy and Narcifer led the charge with chaos, chemistry, and more problems than they knew what to do with. Then came Courtney and Aldarn, dragging their emotional damage and impossible love into the spotlight. And of course, Phil, Oliver, Calder and the rest refused to sit quietly in the background. They all demanded to be heard. And honestly, I loved every minute of it.

That said, writing the final book—‘Til the World Falls Apart—was hard. Properly hard. Not just because it had to tie everything together, but because life got in the way in the most personal and painful way imaginable. I lost my dad while finishing this book. Watching him slip away as I wrote the ending changed me. It changed the story. It made everything more raw, more real, more honest.

So here we are. The series is complete. Six books, countless twists, a few broken hearts (mine included), and a lot of late nights.

If you’ve been following along, thank you. Truly. If you’re just discovering the series now, welcome. I hope you fall into this world the way I did.

‘Til the World Falls Apart is available now.

Now excuse me while I go lie down in a dark room and wonder what on earth I’m going to write next.

Available digitally at the moment from 6th June. Will be available in all other formats after I’ve completed the sacred ritual of uploading, checking, deleting, re-uploading, and swearing.

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Saturday, 18 January 2025

Jelvia: Not Human series #scifibooks #alienhero

Celebrating the Completion of the Jelvia: Not Human Series!

To mark the conclusion of the Jelvia: Not Human series, I’m thrilled to unveil a brand new cover for the first book, Holding Out for a Hero. This fresh look symbolises the journey we’ve embarked on from the very beginning, and what a ride it has been!


The final book in the series, 'Til Forever Falls Apart, is set for release spring 2025. Brace yourselves for an explosive conclusion to this epic saga. I recommend having tissues at hand, along with a quiet room, a glass of Pinot, and a box of chocolates as you dive into the final chapters of this thrilling journey.

Stay tuned, and thank you for joining me on this incredible adventure.


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Saturday, 24 August 2024

Jelvia: Not Human is underway! #jelvia #scifi

 Opening chapter from book 6 of the final book in the Jelvia: Not Human series (unedited).

'Til the World Falls Apart


Grey light strained through murky clouds as dawn crept in. The house's dim glow barely touched the driveway, and the morning chill pierced Macy's hoodie, making her shiver

“Are you sure Phil won’t follow us?” James asked, closing the boot of the car with a soft thud.

Macy looked at the house where Phil had gone only a moment ago. ‘She’s pregnant. I told her it’s too dangerous,’ she said.

Oliver emerged from the house, his movements stiff with tension. His eyes darted around, lingering warily on the Jelvias, though his demeanour was notably more composed than the previous night. He clutched several Tupperware boxes, his knuckles white.

'Leftover pizza,' he muttered, extending them towards Macy.

'Thanks,' Macy replied, accepting the boxes. She tried to catch his eye, but his gaze was fixed on the ground.

Phil had followed him. Her expression was sullen as usual, but there seemed something lighter about her. She looked less burdened.


'Has he told you where you’re going yet?' she asked, her head jerking slightly towards Calder who stood next to Narcifer. Both Jelvias were talking; standing a little way from the others.

Macy shrugged. "Just to drive north—" she started, but her words were cut off by a deafening roar. A convoy of cars tore into the driveway, gravel flying like shrapnel. One vehicle blocked their exit, while another skidded to a halt beside them, tyres screeching. She recoiled in shock, stumbling backwards as shadowy figures poured out from the vehicles.

Narcifer grabbed her and shoved her headfirst into James’ car, slamming the door behind her. Chaos erupted outside as Macy scrambled into the footwell, trying to hide. The noise and the whirlwind of events overwhelmed her, everything happening too fast to process.

She peeked over the dash. A Jelvia charged at Narcifer, claws ready. Narcifer met him head-on, and they both went down, rolling out of her view.

There was much yelling.

There was no sign of Oliver, Phil, or even James. She couldn’t look for bodies—her attention snapped to a sound behind her. Calder struck another Jelvia with such force that the man’s skull cracked against the brick wall. Blood burst from the back of his head, leaving a dark trail as he slid down the wall.

Calder was unrecognisable, throat pulsating and mouth gaping. They locked gazes, but then he was gone, and Macy was alone. She felt her teeth chattering and tightened her jaw. She looked out the other window, hoping to see Narcifer, but couldn’t see him. Instead, her eyes fell on James lying a few metres away. He looked dead.

She pushed the car door open, feeling a surge of adrenaline through her veins. Her legs trembled as she approached James, but before she could reach him a piercing yell shattered the air.

Panicked, Macy turned to see several Jelvias rushing toward someone out of sight. Calder suddenly appeared from the opposite direction, throwing himself into the chaos. They all crashed to the ground in a tangled mess of limbs. Macy’s instinct screamed to run into the house and hide, but a bleeding Jelvia lay sprawled in front of the doorway, blocking her path.

Her legs refused to move, and her breath caught in her throat as she stared at the brutal fight happening right in front of her. Calder was on the losing end, but she couldn’t pull her eyes away, frozen by the horrific scene playing out in front of her. She stood frozen in terror, knowing as soon as they’d finished with Calder and Narcifer—wherever he was—she’d be killed. Shaking herself from her rigidity, she began to sidle along the side of the house.

She stepped carefully over the dead or unconscious Jeliva and felt the grunginess of his blood on the ground beneath her feet. She didn’t look. She didn’t want to see the gore on her feet.

The door to the house hung open, and she hesitated again but she knew that once inside, it’d become a prison, so she carried on towards the side of the house and the open field beyond. Glancing behind, she saw Jelvias drag a floppy Calder and throw him into the boot of their car. She gasped as the boot was closed, and his attackers jumped in and sped away.

Macy stood frozen for a moment, realising she’d been overlooked. She continued edging along the side of the house, her eyes darting around, searching desperately for any sign of Narcifer.

Hearing a noise, Macy instinctively turned, her heart lurching at the sight of Narcifer being dragged by his feet. A primal roar escaped him as he struggled against his assailants, but they outnumbered him four to one, and it was clear he wouldn’t stand a chance alone. Helplessness washed over Macy like a suffocating wave, her fingers involuntarily tangling in her hair as she raised them to clutch her head in her helplessness. Briefly, Phil’s sword collection flashed through her mind, but before she could even consider dashing into the house for a weapon, a strong arm seized her, wrenching her away from her thoughts and dragging her towards the unfolding chaos at Narcifer’s side.

Narcfier fell still when he saw her.

‘Come quietly, Narcifer, and she lives,’ the man holding her said. She felt his breath on the top of her head.

‘Let her go first,’ Narcifer said.

‘In the car,’ a Jelvia said.

Grim-faced, Narcifer nodded.

‘Pounit un,’ Macy whispered. Knowing death would come no matter what she said, she yelled louder, ‘Pounit un!’

A firm hand seized Macy’s forehead, tilting her head back with an uncomfortable strain. Refusing to yield, she met the Jelvia’s gaze head-on, determined to show her defiance.

‘Already awake,’ he remarked before abruptly throwing her to the ground. The impact sent a jolt of pain through her skull, but she kept her eyes fixed on Narcifer as he meekly climbed into the back of a waiting car, flanked by two other Jelvias.

Macy stood up and watched helplessly as the car sped away with Narcifer inside. Ignoring the shakiness of her legs and the chattering of her teeth, she eyed the third car the Jelvias had arrived in. It had boxed James’ car in against her own and Oliver’s.

Macy’s heart leapt into her throat as she realised no dead Jelvia was lying on the ground in front of the opened door. She spun around, looking for him. The sudden emptiness of the space where he had lain moments ago sent a surge of adrenaline coursing through her veins.

With a surge of panicked urgency, Macy dashed towards the Jelvia’s car, her footsteps echoing in the tense silence of the moment. Frantically, she wrenched open the door, her fingers trembling as they fumbled over the barren ignition.

Trapped in a maelstrom of terror, Macy’s senses surged, each sound reverberating like thunder in the oppressive silence. A suffocating wave of dread washed over her as she swept her gaze across the once-ordinary driveway, her heart hammering against her ribcage like a relentless drumbeat.

Suddenly, a figure emerged from the shadows, the sight sending a jolt of primal fear coursing through Macy’s veins. She watched in horror as the wounded Jelvia approached, his presence a chilling spectre in the dark morning.

‘Hey, little human.’ His voice cut through the silence like a jagged blade. And the way he nonchalantly stepped over James’ prone form, sent a shiver of dread down Macy’s spine. She stepped backwards, knowing no matter what she did, he’d use his venom to kill her. ‘I guess we’re alone,’ he said drawing closer with each step.

There was no point in running.

Macy’s eyes widened in disbelief. Behind the Jelvia, James stirred, struggling to his knees. She kept her gaze on the Jelvia, hoping somehow, James had a plan. But even as the thought was running through her mind she heard a sharp crack of a gunshot. The Jelvia’s legs buckled, and then he fell heavily to the ground.

James got to his feet and shoved the smoking gun into the waistband of his jeans.

‘Get in the driver’s seat,’ he said, indicating the car.

‘I… it has no keys,’ she said but jumped in anyway.

‘I just want you to take the handbrake off and steer,’ he said.

Macy’s fingers fumbled for the handbrake as James, with a series of grunts and strained efforts, shoved the car out of the way of his own. When he cleared the path, James dashed towards his vehicle. Panic surged through Macy, propelling her from her seat, but James had already started the engine by the time she reached his car.

Their eyes met over the bonnet, and Macy’s heart sank as she realised he intended to leave without her.

‘Macy. Move!’ he shouted.

‘I’m coming with you!’ Macy’s voice cracked with urgency as she sprinted around the front of the car towards the passenger side. But before she could reach the door, James slammed his foot on the accelerator. Instinctively, she lunged forward and grasped the wing mirror, but the sudden acceleration yanked her off her feet. With a sickening thud, Macy collided with the ground, the impact jarring her entire body and sprawling her on the asphalt.

The vehicle came to a sudden stop, kicking up gravel from the driveway as it skidded to a halt.

‘Fuck,’ James said, and she heard his footsteps as he came to see if he’d hit her. ‘Macy…’

Her body still had adrenaline coursing, so it was hard to tell if she was hurt. She scrambled up, opened the passenger door and jumped inside. James stared at her through the window, then he returned to the driver’s side.

‘Phil and Oliver ran around the back of the house. They may be hiding out until they think it’s clear,’ he said, turning the ignition on.

‘So?’

‘So, I think you should hang around here until they come back.’

She glanced in the bent wing mirror and saw the dead Jelvia on the driveway. Her teeth began to chatter. ‘I thought your gun was fake,’ she said, not answering him. ‘Thanks for saving my life.’

James reached into the dash and pulled out a packet of tissues. ‘Here. For your face,’ he added when she looked at him blankly. She pulled the sun visor down and looked at her face. It was grazed and blooded. She managed to wipe away a trickle before James floored the accelerated and she was thrown back in her seat, dropping the tissue.

Macy grabbed her seatbelt and pulled it on. Drizzle misted the window screen until the car’s window wipers dashed them away.

Things were moving too fast. Five minutes ago, they were packing the car for an adventure to save the world. Now, the rug was pulled again.


 

Wednesday, 7 August 2024

Put the Kettle On, Love: Uncover Iconic UK Stories and Traditions Here! #shortstories #quickreads #britishauthors


Enter the world of Put the Kettle on, Love, where you will find fifteen captivating short stories with twists that will enchant and intrigue you. Each story offers a glimpse into the complexities of human relationships and emotions, from tales of sibling rivalry to heartwarming reflections on love and forgiveness.


 In ‘Sisterly Rivalry,’ you can follow the journey of revenge as sisters navigate the complexities of their bond. ‘The Alien’ invites you to see the world through a child's eyes as they encounter the extraordinary. Meanwhile, ‘For the Love of Duncan’ explores the intricacies of destiny and love's enduring power.


With stories ranging from heartwarming to thought-provoking, 
Put the Kettle on, Love is a delightful collection that promises to captivate and entertain readers. So, pour yourself a cuppa, settle into your favourite chair, and immerse yourself in these tales that will warm your heart and leave you longing for more. 


Monday, 26 February 2024

Insights on Writing the First Draft.

 Insights on Writing Fiction the First Draft


Writing fiction is like taking a magical journey, much like the path you walk when walking the dog--make sure you look where you're stepping! 

On a lighter note, you get to create whole new worlds, give birth to characters, and spin yarns that captivate readers and transport them to new realms of imagination. It’s like playing God but with a pen instead of a lightning bolt.

For most authors, writing fiction starts with a “Eureka!” moment. From this tiny spark, a story blooms, taking shape through hours of brainstorming, exploration, and the occasional bottle of wine. Each author has their own unique approach to the creative process, drawing from personal experiences, observations, and the vast tapestry of human emotions to breathe life into their characters and worlds.

In addition to creating memorable characters, authors must master the art of storytelling. It’s like baking a cake, but instead of sugar and flour, you use plot, pacing, and narrative arc to create a delicious literary treat. The journey of a well-told story is a rollercoaster of emotions and revelations, like riding a unicorn through a rainbow.

Of course, the path to writing fiction has its challenges. But through perseverance and dedication, authors overcome these obstacles, trusting in their creative instincts and embracing the process of exploration and experimentation. Many authors find solace and inspiration in the rituals and routines that shape their writing practice, like drinking coffee, taking a walk, or yelling at their significant other dog.

Writing fiction is no joke, but the journey can be a lot more fun than you'd expect. Forget about the lone writer typing away in a dimly lit room - authors need feedback, support, and a good laugh to stay sane. That's why they turn to beta readers, editors, and fellow writers, who help them polish their prose, develop realistic characters, and prevent them from going completely bonkers. So, if you want to be a writer, remember this: you're not alone, and you're not crazy - well, not completely.

The art of writing fiction is like a roller coaster ride - it's exhilarating, unpredictable, and can make you feel a little queasy at times. But hey, that's all part of the fun! 

Aspiring writers, prepare yourselves for a wild ride filled with plot twists, character development, and the occasional existential crisis. So buckle up, grab a snack, and let's see where this literary journey takes us!

Louise Wise also writes under the pen name T E Kessler.


If you have a story to share about your experience in the world of e-publishing, you are invited to submit a guest post to this website. The platform offers a unique opportunity for you to get free promotion for yourself and your book. If you are interested, please send an email to info@louisewise.uk.


Thursday, 20 December 2018

🎄 ‘I was in control. That was, after all, the essence of me. I wanted Lex, and he wanted me. Consenting adults. No relationship. Just sex.’ Oh no, I’ve Fallen in Love! is a #romcom that deals with real life. http://bookShow.me/B008ATGF4I #dark #comedy #dryhumour #books #Psychological

Some people just cope badly with festivities, while others cope badly all year round. 
Valerie's one of those 'all year round' people. 



Valerie Anthrope is neurotic and a regimented loner whose life unfolds after a ‘chance’ encounter with a stranger called Ellen who claims she’s Valerie’s fairy godmother.

And it is Ellen who introduces her to her nephew, Lex. But Lex is no Prince Charming! He’s a smooth-talking, egotistical know-it-all and worse, he thinks he’s God’s gift to women.
Lex learns the hard way that illness is sometimes invisible and hidden by the sufferer.
Valerie learns that she needs to reconnect with society, and accept help for her condition. 
Ellen doesn’t learn anything.
 She’s perfect as she is.







Oh No, I’ve Fallen in Love!


By

Louise Wise

This year, like last year, and the year before that, I turned down Paul and Milly’s invitation to Christmas dinner. They wouldn’t really want me there. They just asked me out of politeness, I was sure. Anyway, they had their children and grandchildren to cater for.
I wandered into my kitchen in my bathrobe and on autopilot drank two espressos standing at the window. Although I was relieved that the strange dreams seemed to have lessened since Boots disappeared, I’d have given anything to have her share Christmas with me.
The kitchen was small but bright because of the large window that overlooked the rear garden. The garden, like me, was immaculately kept – controlled. Neatly trimmed shrubs and small tubs of winter pansies filled the area.
The blue sky was misleading. Outside was icy cold; I could see frost in the shadows where the sun couldn’t reach. I observed my garden: pretending I wasn’t, but knowing I was searching for Boots. I did it every morning now. It was becoming a ritual. Another one.
I washed my cup in the sink, dried it and placed it back on the mug tree. One of the cups was facing the wrong way, so I took it off and put it on correctly. Frowning, I took all the cups off and replaced them higgledy-piggledy.
My Christmas involved staying in my pyjamas until midday, a long jog, a scented bath and a meal and a glass of wine or two while watching some Christmas movie. As I thought of my run, I could see in my mind’s eye, Lex Kendal standing outside the theatre. It was strange to think of him now when I hadn’t seen him for almost a month. A huge chunk of regret that I refused his offer of a night out caught me unawares. I wondered if I’d see him again. Then I wondered why I’d want to: egotistical, arrogant, annoying, sexy man.
I looked out over my winter garden. A robin hopped onto the bird bath, hoping for a drink, but the water was frozen. I grabbed a jug, filled it with water and took it outside. Shivering, I cracked the ice and added the water as the robin flew away.
I could hear squeals of excitement from my neighbours’ house and tried to imagine what Christmas would be like in a household with three boys.
In the front room, I put on the TV for background noise and sat looking at the Christmas tree. My eyes slid to the family photo on the wall: my mother holding new-born Sean with my dad standing behind looking over her shoulder, one hand protectively surrounding mother and baby, the other on the shoulder of a skinny, pig-tailed girl smiling a gappy smile.
I knew she was me. Yet, I couldn’t recognise her.
My gaze drifted to the base of the tree. There lay several presents, and I could probably tell what was in them without opening. Paul and Milly buy me a calendar every year without fail, and Tim a bottle of perfume. I was as imaginative. I buy Paul and Milly a nice wine, and Tim whisky.
I had given them their presents previously, and the gifts they’d given me in return were under my tree. I almost didn’t put them there, telling myself I was silly. I wished I hadn’t now. It somehow made the Christmas day stretch ahead interminably. My eyes dropped to the extra gift under the tree. Just like Ellen’s personality, it was brightly gift-wrapped with a huge red bow. I had been embarrassed to receive the gift; after all, Ellen had already given me the dress. I had bought Ellen a keyring and a matching pink scarf, gloves and hat set. The keyring was silver with a solitary diamond encrusted into a plaque that said ‘Fairy Godmother’. It had taken me ages to choose something for her. It was important to me that she liked my gift.
I picked up the package. It was quite heavy and had a solid feel to it. I read the label: Dear Valerie, Merry Christmas, all my love your fairy godmother. Smiling, I carefully pulled off the sparkly wrapping.
Inside was a beautiful hard-backed book: Cats Behaving Badly. It had real-life photos of cats doing the most amusing things with captions beneath. I smiled as I read one. Closing the book, I raised it to my nose and inhaled. I loved the smell of new books.
‘Thanks, Ellen,’ I said to the empty room. I thought about phoning and saying thank you properly, but knew she would be busy with family as would Paul and Tim.
Christmas was boring and over-hyped. I hated Christmas. Easter and all bank holidays too, come to that. Those were the days where I had to close the office and pretend to everyone that I wasn’t lonely. 





L. Wise is a British author of erotica. Her debut novel is the acclaimed sci-fi romance EDEN, which was followed by its sequel HUNTED in 2013.


Jelvia: Not Human series is themed on the above Eden and Hunted books. Holding Out for a Hero book 1 is Wise’s newest release. Surviving her Dominate book 2 will be ready for publication 2019.

Writing under the name of Louise Wise, her other (non-erotica) works include A PROPER CHARLIE (romantic comedy), OH NO, I’VE FALLEN IN LOVE! (dark, comedy romance), and WIDE AWAKE ASLEEP (time travel, romance).


Thursday, 27 April 2017

For authors only: want book sales? Have you thought of writing a guest post? #bloggers #bookpromo #wip

Here's an author secret for you: I'm cruel to my characters!

I can't help it, but it's true. I'm evil!

I start off loving my characters, their flaws, hopes, dreams and their entire journey. As their creator I know them inside out, but after a while they get me down. In short, by the end of the rewrites and edits, and more rewrites and edits, and reading the same scene and/or dialogue over and over, and over and over some more I'm more than fed up with them. So much so I have to seek my revenge!

So, I write alternate endings to my otherwise happy ever afters and KILL my characters!

But I can't be the only one to do this? So someone please tell me that they also write alternative endings for their beloved characters!

Mine have a grisly death each time. I suppose it's a type of therapy that allows me to move on to my next book and new characters; a type of closure.

It works for me, anyway.

If anyone wants to reveal their author secret/s here on this blog like the one above (send me your book link/details in return for a byline) for WWBB's JUNE theme: Authors' Secrets.


A time-travel romance - Wide Awake Asleep

Sci-fi Romance - Eden (book 1) |
Hunted (book 2)