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Wednesday, 23 January 2019

Turning it up to 11. When a scene needs as much as you can give it. #parodies #competition .@HeideGoody .@IainMGrant #wip #writingworld #writertips .@rararesources



Scene Writing

By

Heide Goody and Iain M Grant


On a scale of one to ten, how extreme do you want your scene to be?
If it’s comedy or horror then you should consider dialling it up to eleven.
So, what exactly do we mean by that? Let’s imagine a comedy scene where we want the comedy to come from our main character suffering social embarrassment when they’re on a first date.
What might we think of doing to our character?
– they lose all of their money somehow and cannot pay for anything.
– they dye their hair for the occasion and it goes wrong, so they CANNOT remove their hat.

Either could work. What would we score them: maybe eight out of ten?
How might we turn them up to eleven?
– they lose all of their money somehow and cannot pay for anything — they work out a deal with the restaurant where they will do some waiting in lieu of payment. The downside is that the restaurant wants them to do it NOW as there is a rush on, so our hero must keep disappearing from the date to go and secretly wait on other tables, all the while attempting to keep things “normal”.
– they dye their hair for the occasion and it goes wrong, so they CANNOT remove their hat. Every possible reason for removing a hat must subsequently be encountered, from minor etiquette reasons to an animal getting inside the hat. It should culminate in someone important demanding the removal of the hat.

This is where it can be very useful to write in a partnership, or find some other way to stretch your ideas. It is a muscle that you can develop yourself, if you routinely make the assumption that your first idea might be pedestrian or cliched. What does your second or third idea look like? Keep going until you have the idea that feels as though you have really maxed out the concept you were aiming for.

What about horror?
If you’re going for any kind of gross-out horror, then the concept is very similar.
Here’s an example from our novel A Heart in the Right Place:

Nick has broken into his neighbour’s house to retrieve something of his, and we wanted him to be incriminated by finding a body. The person could have been poisoned or stabbed, but we wanted something spectacularly horrible, so we came up with the idea of using a power tool. In our version of turning it up to eleven, we decided to use all of the power tools.

In the middle of the hallway was a Black and Decker workbench. He recognised it because his dad owned one just like it. There were several power tools clamped to the workbench. Nick wasn’t sure what they all were, but knew his dad would not only know what each was called, he’d also know how to operate them and what sort of job they’d be used for. Nick was pretty sure the scenario in front of him was not one recommended by any of the manufacturers. Each of the tools had its gouging, drilling, sawing bits turned upwards, and the mutilated remains of a man’s body lay face down on them. The whirring sound Nick heard from outside was made by several tools which were running. Some of them stuck out from the back and side of the man’s body. There was even a lengthy drill bit, still spinning, poking out through the skull.
Oz?” asked Nick. He felt like an idiot. He felt sick.
Oz was in no state to confirm or deny his identity. Chunks of his body had splattered the walls. Blood had pooled on the hall rug, seeping through and spreading to the skirting boards. The parts left on the bench juddered with the tools’ movements, as if Oz was having sex with his workbench. The dog was licking at the dead man’s dangling hand. Perversely, Nick thought this was particularly wrong.
No. No. This isn’t right?” he heard his mouth say. 



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Introducing…

A Heart in the Right Place
All Nick wants to do is take his dying father for a perfect father-son weekend in the Scottish Highlands. It’s not much to ask, is it? A log cabin, a roaring fire, a bottle of fine whisky and two days to paper over the cracks in their relationship.
However, Nick didn’t plan on making the trip with a dead neighbour in the back of his car. Or the neighbour’s dog. He really didn’t plan on being pursued by a psychotic female assassin intent on collecting body parts. And he really, really didn’t plan on encountering a platoon of heavily armed mercenaries, or some very hungry boars, or a werewolf.
A Heart in the Right Place - a horror comedy about setting out with the very best intentions and then messing everything up.



About the authors:
Heide Goody is the stupid one in the writing partnership and Iain Grant is the sensible one. Together, they are the authors of over a dozen books.
The ‘Clovenhoof’ series (in which Satan loses his job and has to move to Birmingham) has recently been optioned by a Hollywood production company.
Heide and Iain are both married, but not to each other.

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Friday, 23 February 2018

Comedy is easy (and fun!) to read, but so hard to write. #authortips #comedy #books #win #prizes @rararesources @HeideGoody @IainMGrant


Ten tips for writing Comedy
by
Heide Goody and Iain M Grant
We have been writing comedy together for over six years now, and we’ve learned a lot about technique in that time. In this guest post we wanted to distil some of the most important lessons, so here are our top ten tips for writing comedy:
1. Challenge your characters. Any kind of conflict can drive comedy, but you need to create a mixture of characters and situation that will drive lots of conflict. This is why “fish out of water” works well for comedy.
2. Have an agent of chaos. Somewhat related to the previous point, it can be very helpful if your cast of characters includes someone who can be relied upon to always do the thing that is unthinkably bad. In A Spell in the Country, one of our witches has an invisible imp, who is an agent of chaos.
3. Your first idea is almost certainly not your best idea. If you think of something funny, whether it’s a situation or a joke, you can usually stretch it. If you make it more extreme you can steer clear of cliché and make something that will genuinely startle your reader. For example, when the witches in A Spell in the Country embark upon their training, they are set a task to find an amulet. We wanted one set of witches to fail the task, by bringing back the wrong thing. They might have brought back a stone, a plant or even a cow pat and it would have been funny. Instead they go through a set of thought processes that ends up with them bringing back a live cow. 
4. Specifics are funnier. Whenever you can, name specifics. Gorgonzola is funnier than cheese. Hobnobs are funnier than biscuits. Antique Wedgewood is funnier than crockery.
5. Words containing the letter “k” have a pleasing, often amusing sound: Knickerbocker Glory, spanking, Kettering.
6. Compress the timescale. This can drive the narrative by putting extra pressure on your characters. If your character has to spend a million pounds, that might be a tough challenge, with lots of comedic opportunities. If they have to spend it by the end of the day then it pushes them even harder. What will they do in their desperation?
7. Compress the setting. If your characters have plenty of conflict between them (and they should, if you’ve created a good cast of characters) then forcing them to be close together will heighten the conflict. If they hate each other and want to be apart, put them in a trapped lift together. This was one of the reasons that we put our witches into an isolated country house for A Spell in the Country.
8. Outlandish similes can be fun. Let’s say you want to describe an untidy sandpit. Your first thought might be to say that it’s scattered with old toys. Why not go further? The sandpit looked like an open grave for the victims of a serial killer with a penchant for Barbies. You can probably think of something better if you let your mind run wild for a moment.
9. Consider funny combinations to replace or embellish swearing. The tweets directed at Donald Trump from (primarily) Scotland were a revelation. The very best of them combined some relatively innocuous words into spectacular new ways of swearing. See cockwomble, jizztrumpet and shitgibbon.
10. Watch sitcoms. Obviously, it’s enjoyable, but if you deconstruct some of the jokes and scenarios you will find that they inspire ways that you can have fun with your own characters.

Introducing…
A Spell in the Country

“Dee is a Good Witch but she wonders if she could be a better witch.
She wonders if there’s more to life than Disney movie marathons, eating a whole box of chocolates for dinner and brewing up potions in her bathtub. So when she’s offered a chance to go on a personal development course in the English countryside, she packs her bags, says goodbye to the Shelter for Unloved Animals charity shop and sets a course for self-improvement.
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Caroline isn’t just a Good Witch, she’s a fricking awesome witch.
She likes to find the easy path through life: what her good looks can’t get for her, a few magic charms can. But she’s bored of being a waitress and needs something different in her life. So when a one night stand offers her a place on an all-expenses-paid residential course in a big old country house, she figures she’s got nothing to lose.

Jenny is a Wicked Witch. She just wishes she wasn’t.
On her fifteenth birthday, she got her first wart, her own imp and a Celine Dion CD. She still has the imp. She also has a barely controllable urge to eat human children which is socially awkward to say the least and not made any easier when a teenager on the run turns to her for help. With gangsters and bent cops on their trail, Jenny needs to find a place outside the city where they can lay low for a while.

For very different reasons, three very different witches end up on the same training course and land in a whole lot of trouble when they discover that there’s a reason why their free country break sounds too good to be true. Foul-mouthed imps, wererats, naked gardeners, tree monsters, ghosts and stampeding donkeys abound in a tale about discovering your inner witch.”

About the authors:
Heide Goody is the stupid one in the writing partnership and Iain Grant is the sensible one. Together, they are the authors of seven novels, two short story collections and a novella.
The ‘Clovenhoof’ series (in which Satan loses his job and has to move to Birmingham) has recently been optioned by a Hollywood production company. Their latest novel, Oddjobs 2: this time it’s personnel, was published in August 2017.
Heide and Iain are both married, but not to each other.
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